In their unusually generous and inimitable way,Wal Mart is offering to match all advertised specials this Christmas shopping season.
Get the printing presses rolling!
Seriously, these f-ers aren't happy to put mom and pop out of business the other 300 days of the year. They want to do it @ Christmas too!
I will be so glad if someone prints 10,000 circulars offering $1 flat-screen TV's.
I mean what is Wal Mart going to do, phone Dollur General or Targit to verify the validity of the ad?
Scene:
"Thank you fur calling your local Bust Buoy, where we make yur shoppin' spearients more 'joy'ble daily. This is 'Heathur' how may I direct yur call? Please hold... I may help you? Please hold."
[palm over microphone, muffled]: "This guy wants to know if we are running a special on flat screens for $1."
[laughter]: "Click, hmmmmm."
Hello, hello?
end of scene
And, what's to stop anyone from generating the "ad"?
Wal Mart Generosity
Re: Wal Mart Generosity
i agree, walmart has crushed this nations backbone and community by killing all mom and pop shops. and treating their own employees as trash
ugh
ugh
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