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Who whistles in a men's locker room?

There's some guy who whistles in the men's locker room of the gym I go to.

Aside from the fact that there's already loud stereo music piped in from above and a TV that is always going (just as loud but different accoustics) so he has to be huffing and puffing his ass off in order to even be hEARd;

there's also fumes from other guys' B.O., foot powders, deodarant, hair dryers, colognes, poop, steam from the showers and sauna.

Is it possible that he enjoys it?

I mean, I'm trying to imagine how much you'd have to PAY someone to stand in the corner in there and whistle for 1/2 hour.

Yaeh, right; no way.

All mOst As bad, as the Dude-who-Turns-Farts-into-Music-by-Whistling-in-the-Locker-Room, are those who wear headphones and earbuds on the gym floor.

None of us OWNs the equipment in the gym. We have to communicate in order to facilitate use. Unless we're all gonna learn SIGN LANGUAGE, asses should take off the headphones and PAY ATTENTION to what's going on around them.

Next time we'll cover what happens to a basketball after you bounce it on the locker room comfort station floor and why it's a bad idea.




Merry Christmas